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What every eighth grader thinks about.
I dunno about you, but when I was in 8th grade, I was like, "Sex! Vaginas! YEAH!"
When a promiscuous lesbian uses the same dildo on multiple unknowing partners over a short period of time without protection.
She just found out that she recieved the Texas Vagina Massacre from that hoe-bag!
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A soothing, grooming process for your carnal treasure. It includes an initial brazilian wax followed by a facial of sorts ("vagacial") to soothe the waxed region. The final touch is vajazzling, which involves a beautiful arrangement of rhinestones. Completely non-invasive and perfect for special occasions, such as bachelorette parties or preparation for your wedding night. Or prom.
I think I want to go all the way with Ned tonight, should I get a vagina cake hat?
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The amazing ability of some women to turn men into pussy-whipped bitches.
Ever since Bob fell victem to Amy's Vagina Mind Trick, he don't wanna hang-out no more.
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After emptying a bottle of hot sauce into the vagina, the act of queefing out the sauce into their partners mouth.
While on her period, Sandra's vagina chili sauce had a particularly potent flavor in Percy's mouth.
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A slut that has a very large cooch.
Hey Juan last night while i was fucking your mom i almost fell into her large gaping vagina.
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After hard fucking a chick on the rag she lets out a flurry of blood filled queefs.
I tried to go down on my girl after fucking her on the rag but got a face full of bloody belching vagina.
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