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We only have been dating a week, but things were already getting steamy, but I am a virgin and will only allow him to 69. Did he just put an explosive in my hoo ha? Woah, it did not even hurt.
"I like virgin sex. I get free explosives. But I can never find them after we finish."
To not have had a weave in your hair before. Most common in black beauty. Used in an episode of the Snapchat show FACE FORWARD when a client never had a weave before. Also a drag queen lineeeeee
Note: not the same as never before having a wig.
Person 1: What’s it like to have a weave?
Person 2: Omg! Are you for real? Have you not had a weave?
Person 1: Nah gal
Person 2: I didn’t know you were a weave virgin!
An orgy that consists of nothing but virgins
Hey, did you go to that virgin ball last night?
Someone who gets oral/blowjob but has never had sex.
Person 1: Yo did you know Jack got head?
Person 2: damn really? Hes such an alpha.
Person 1: yeah alpha virgin.
Abbr.: bwv
An individual who has remained willingly away from being part of any trend since the day they have attained individuality (i.e. defeated alienation).
—I told Lou the other day we should buy one of those hot new NFTs together, the one they say it's gonna skyrocket before long, but he said NFTs in general bored the heck out of him and he wasn't interested whatsoever.
—No surprise... He's never interested in hot new shit.
—Yeah, he's such a bandwagon virgin.
Those dumb witted, slimy mother fuckers who like to put their crushes stupid name as a definition on Urban Dictionary and saying something "nice" and "thoughtful" such as, "Stacy is the best human being on this world, and is SO gorgeous and is the nicest, funniest girl you'll ever meet."
fucking heathens.
Dave: Yesterday I was on Urban Dictionary voting on some nice, actually unique definitions until I came across Dan's STUPID and WASTE OF SPACE definition about his crush.
Daniel: Doesn't he know that isn't unique in any sense? What a fucking Basic Virgin.
The opposite of hot furry anal sex. (Hairless is better than Skinless)
Man, you still watch Hot Furry Anal Sex? Get good and watch some Cold Hairless Vaginal Virginity.