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Being a customer of UK ISP, phone and TV provider Virgin Media.
Given their name, their TV offering is obviously primarily porn.
Imogen has an aversion to Virginity, but she likes the porn.
Something that I shall never lose.
(Virginity is what you have before you ever have sex in your life. If you've NEVER had sex, you're a virgin. When you have sex, you lose your virginity.)
P1: "Did you lose your virginity last night?"
P2 :"Yeah, my dog was bending over in just the right position and I couldn't help myself."
P1: "...What?"
P2: "...What?"
Bronies don't lose their Virginity because no one wants to go anywhere within ten feet of them to have the sex.
A virgin atheist Is a bitch who shits on other people’s beliefs just so they can feel better about their 2 inch penis.
Person 1: I believe in god.
Virgin Atheist: HAHA STUPID DUMDASS!!
v.The act of getting someone to eat sushi for the first time. Usually done by friends. Consent must be given.
Kiara’s sushi virginity was taken from her, when her friends convinced her to have a fun time and eat sushi with them.