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puddle fuck

A Puddle Fuck is the act of a person (man woman or other) fucking a woman until she has squirted that much that she is lying in a puddle; hence puddle fuck

Babe I want to puddle fuck you...
He screwed me so much last night, it was a total puddle fuck.

by Scottish edgit June 19, 2018


Fuck Diamond

The Fuck Diamond is a sexual stance in which a female and male pair both in the side splits are secured together by their ankles or sides of their feet. The elasticity of each participant's groin will keep the pair in continues motion.

Bro."Hey dude, how was that girl you brought home last night"
Dude."Bro she was wild! we did the Fuck Diamond all night!"
Bro."That's rad dude!"

by Dick Tug-nuts April 26, 2018


fuck diamond

a position during sex in which a male and female pair secure eachothers ankles together while they are in the splits. In this position the elasticity cuased by their groins stretching in the splits will help the pull out motion during thrusting.

Her " can you do the splits?"
Him "Why, yes i can!"
Her "you are the sex master god, let us do the fuck diamond forever!"
Him "k."

by Dick Tug-nuts April 28, 2018


Fuck u

it means when u want to have sex with the other person but not all the the sometimes it’s considered an insult

sam : fuck u laura

laura: why are u insulting me sam ?!?!!

homie 1:fuck u mike
homie 2: yeah dude
mike okay 3 rounds?

by bruce wayne 🦇🦇 April 6, 2022


Fuck u

What u say to counts who don't know how to drive

Driver: "Oi fuck u cunt learn how to fuckin drive"

by DICKHEAD JOEL August 22, 2023


FUCK U

Phrase. fuck you. Used other than with a figurative or idiomatic meaning: see fuck, you. (idiomatic, offensive, markedly vulgar) Expression to show discontent with the other party, or to show contempt.

FUCK U BITCH.

by OVERDUEHOMEWORK April 30, 2020


Fuck u

When you too lazy to write fuck you

Nobody:fuck you
You:fuck u

by Cocoforcocoapuffs December 11, 2020