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Fuck shorts are the comfortable, loose shorts you wear before, during or after fucking
Although ideal for fucking, these can be worn whenever for comfort and are perfect for the morning after a night of hot sex.
"This morning I saw Imran wearing fuck shorts...I know what he was up to last night!"
1: "Rufus, your nuts are hanging out of your shorts"
2: "They're not just shorts, they're fuck shorts"
"Wait, isn't that guy a virgin? Why's he wearing fuck shorts?"
"They aren't just for fucking, Ben."
When the wind blows and messes up your perfectly fixed bangs.
I walked outside and instantly got bang fucked with this wind, now I need to refix my hair!
Similar to a Latterio, a Latterio Fuck is a successful math teacher teaching a tag-rag group of Imperialists how to fuck; they succeed.
That Latterio Fuck over there taught the only right way to live.
February 26th is this wonderful holiday
Hey can we fuck?
Uhh why?
Because it’s National fuck your crush day
Wooow that was smooth... sure
The day to fuck your crush. Skip the small talk get straight to fuckin.
“Hey Sarah”
“Yeah?”
“Its november 10th, national fuck your crush day!”
“Oh bet”
"I testicle fucked a girl last night"
"Alex, you absolute dog, you!"