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to get a blow job off a carp
Little johnny put his john in two tone the fat mirror carp and gave it a little fish fuck
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when a girl has a yeast infection during here period
damn bill i was bangin this hoe and it was like fish eggs fool!
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When the female puts skittles on her vagina and clitoris, then the other person uses their mouth to retrieve them making it a skill like fishing
1. Lonna went skittle fishing last night after that intense game of Lust.
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an asian person who says fucking bitch, but because of their accent, it sounds like they're saying "pocket fish."
this customer came to my window and was such a pocket fish (fucking bitch)
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A Fish Pic is a picture you upload onto a social media site in order to get a lot of compliments.
Girl - I don't feel good about myself, let me put on some makeup and pose for a selfie so I get all the likes
<Uploads Fish Pic>
+100 Likes.
Girl: Yay I feel good now.
---Time Goes By----
Girl - I don't feel as hot as I did 2 days/months/years ago and that makes me feel bad, let me upload an old fish pic to feel better
<Re-uploads Fish Pic>
+100 Likes
Girl: This always works! I'm never going to stop uploading Fish Pics.
---Strategic Time Later---
Girl: I've just added that Tinder guy on Facebook and I need him to know I'm popular.
<Uploads Fish Pic>
+100 likes
Girl: He'll totally want me now, even more than... No I never think this far, I LOVE FISH PICS.
-----Getting ready for a random event when you realize how fucking hot you look-----
Girl: ... oh my god, Fish Pics.
<Takes a million selfies to use as Fish Pics later>
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Fishing or searching with reference to the anus.
That gay guy was really into anal fishing.
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1. A small bent piece of metal with a barb on the end used for catching and insnaring fish.
2. A small bent piece of metal with a barb on the end used for catching someone's testicles.
My testicles, I hate fish hooks!
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