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A steaming pile of shit that will result in many controllers being broken and holes punched in walls
11/9/09: "MW2 most antipated game of the year, if not the decade"
11/11/09: "MW2 worst game of the year, if not the decade, if not ever"
Gamer: "Yesss I just finished the campaign of modern warfare 2 on veteran now to try out the multiplayer"
*1 game later*
Gamer: "how does this guy knife me from 10 ft away???"
*1 more game later*
Gamer: "WTF he just knifed me through a wall?!?!?!?!??!?!"
*1 knife later*
Gamer: "WHAT THE FUCK HE JUST FUCKING KNIFED ME AFTER I SHOT HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE WITH A SPAS-12 FUCKING CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT"
*1 more knife*
Gamer: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAGHAGHGHGHGHGHGAHGAHGAHGHGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WHORE KEEPS KNIFING ME WITH THIS COMMANDO BULLSHIT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" *punches hole in wall*
*next week*
Gamer's mom: "who put this hole in the wall"
Gamer: "Infinity Ward"
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A wine of various types by Charles Shaw (Chuck) which is sold for $1.99 a bottle at the Trader Joe's grocery store chain in California, with bottles by the hundreds, possibly thousands, in plain sight at these locations. It is surprisingly decent and is a nice cheap way to buy booze as long as you don't care what it is.
Friend: Why do you have wine?
Me: How about because bottles of wine are the same as about 5 beers, these are two dollars each, and I still can still eat once I'm starving. And also because I don't care what you think. So I bought 2 buck chuck.
Friend: True, good point.
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A highly anticipated sequel to the dying game, overwatch.
' ive been wating 3 years for ow 2'
*overwatch 2 beta releases*
'i want to hurt myself'
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The 2 pump cum is where the male sticks his whole dick inside of her vagina and takes it out and pumps it back in with twice the force.
Oh my god Amy. Charles did his 2 pump cum on me last night and my G-spot practically exploded. It felt amazing.
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Sequel to arguably the greatest game on PS2m, God of War. Kratos (The Ghost of Sparta) has just taken up his spot as God of War when he gets fucked up by Zeus and stripped of his powers. So now its time to get your shit together and take Zeus down. On the way you kill yourself some more gorgons and minotaurs, as well as some other beasties like Cerberus the three headed fire spittin mutt.
Awesome bit at the start of God of War 2 where ya gotta work your way through a threesome wit two naked chicks to get bonus shit, decent graphics.
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a spectacular game that people use to get the anger outta them, or if they just wanna blow the crap outta the combines.
dude1:did you play half life 2 last night?
dude2:yea, blow'd the crap outta the combines
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A person who is compelled to actively participate in various Web 2.0 based web sites. Often times suffers from OCT, OCH, and may even be considered a Mouse Potato. Spends a disproportionate amount of time with Social Netorking sites than physically interacting with human beings.
You've got a MySpace page, del.icio.us links, share photos on Flickr, tagged the contents of your refrigerator and never knew Ajax was a cleaner. You're such a Web 2.Ho.
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