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Also known as heterosexual pride month, straight pride takes place in August to give time to recover from june or gay pride month.
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Synonym for fuckboy. Also called SWB.
We all know them, we've all heard about them and we all dread being approached by one. These so-called straight white boys are commonly luring on social media and dating apps.
They're white, obnoxious, have no sense of tact or respect, and their standard reply is "haha and then what ;)"
They turn normal conversations into sexting in the blink of an eye and if you're not careful, you'll get a faceful of dick pics.
Do not startle the SWB tho! If you reject him too clearly, he'll go in defense mode. Common strategies are "ur not pretty enough any way haha" or "jk. Lol"
Whatever you do tho, don't mention the words "chilling" "going to take a shower" or "netflix" as this seems to trigger the response "haha. What would you do if I were with you? ;)"
"We were just talking on kik and suddenly he sent a dickpic out of nowhere, thats just so Straight White Boy from him."
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Something so incredibly repugnant it causes you to become very sick instantly. Your brain cannot process things as it should and you begin to projectile vomit while looking up.
Dang, Edna, that old snuff dippin' three chinned goon tried to kiss me. I thought I was gonna puke straight up!
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A person with an B in all of their classes.
I am a straight B student. Mediocre as hell.
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a male that is too scared to come out as gay. he makes fun of others and is very homophobic
guy 1: bro it’s pride look at that happy couple
guy 2: nah bro that’s weird i’m super straight male that’s burning my eyes to look at. but your cute tho for saying that no homo
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A phrase used in place of the word "no", especially when answering a stupid question.
It also implies that the question asker is gay, as they divulged in the activity they are inquiring about.
Example 1:
Dude 1: Did you go to the cinema last night?
Dude 2: Nah, im straight...
Dude 1: Damn!
Example 2:
Dude 1: Have you got Cher's new album?
Dude 2: Nah, im straight...
Dude 3: Owned!
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A phrase said only by those who promote gaypride and trying to act like a gangster or "black". This phrase is synonymous with Trace and will forever mark his life.
Did Trace just say "That's straight puddlin' yo" after the ball bounced in the puddle?
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