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You can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.

17th century idiom.

A formal deductive logical device used in a debate that simultaneously agrees and disagrees with any proceeding statement or argument.

See also "It's a dog-eat-dog world, Winston Churchill said that."

A: Al you old son of a bitch, how you doing? how you feel about the Dolphins? That call last night was aweful.

B: As far as I see it, you can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.

by elip October 30, 2014


I am yet to meet someone who can outsmart bullet.

A timeless line

"I am yet to meet someone who can outsmart bullet."
-Heavy

by Mr.FurnaceFace December 3, 2019

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


your trousers are so tight i can tell your religion

when your trousers are so tight you can see whether the person in question is circumcised

your trousers are so tight i can tell your religion

by petunia :- clements December 27, 2016

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your ass is grass and you can call me john deere

redneck way of saying "I'm gonna kick your ass"

Bubba if you touch my momma again, your ass is grass and you can call me john deere!

by dboyfromdahood April 29, 2012

13๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


I believe I can fly

Slang terminology for peeing on your partner for sexual gratification.

Honey, quick -- to the bathtub, I believe I can fly!!

by supersamseventyseven March 26, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER

this is one of the longest insults known to man-kind, and is most commonly used to REALLY piss some one off to the highest degree, often when they are a fucking whore that deserves to die
-and you often say that when your gonna kill their mother

P1: you are a mother fucking idiot that should go die in a piss filled ho-
p2: YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER!!!
p1: nah... wait WHAT?!
p2: *kills mother*
p1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by SomeRandomIdiotThatSucksAss April 17, 2022

11๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


i'm so bad i can suck my own dick

the act of being bad enough to suck one's own dick. by proving the ability to suck your own dick, people will know you're bad. a bad ass mother fucker. because you can suck your own dick. or alternatively, for someone already known for being bad, one could assume they know how to suck their own dick. first used by the great ll cool j on his 1990 album, walking with a panther.

sucker MCs really make me sick
i'm so bad i can suck my own dick
-LL Cool J

nice one.

by aludin April 30, 2007

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