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A famous quote from the anime Death Note said by the protagonist Light Yagami. In the show, Light uses a book called the Death Note to kill criminals under the alias Kira. When his home is bugged with multiple cameras by the detective L after he suspects Light to be Kira, Light devises a plan in which he hides a miniature TV in a bag of potato chips. By doing this, he can kill criminals that are being broadcast live but from the perspective of L’s surveillance he is just studying for his exams. Light has given himself an alibi since L thinks he has no way of obtaining information on the criminals being killed. To celebrate his victory over L’s cameras, he gloats in his internal monologue while eating his chip.
Light: “Just watch me, L! I'll solve equations with my right hand and write names with my left. I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!”
When a man ejaculates onto a woman's chest (or other location on the body) and she let's it dry into a crispy potato chip. She may proceed to eat the potato chip once fully dried under the hot and dry Los Angeles sun.
Oh baby, give it to me so I can sate my hunger with a crispy los angeles potato chip
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"A potato flew around my room" is apart of a popular vine involving a potato attached to a fan by a red sting while someone is singing "A potato flew around my room before you came…" this vine has been mimicked but those vines are cr@p compared to the original.
Hey bruh have you seen the vine "A potato flew around my room" got 21 revines
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A sex position where a woman is doing a handstand and a man is doing a backflip whilst continuously thrusting his hips forward. This position was discovered by author Sam_le_fou.
Peter: Last night, Mr Trash watched me fucking a stripper in the sicilian donkey mashed potato special position.
Is a taunt or jester used as an insult towards an opposing team or player during games or matches. The insult comes from the idea that the opposing player or team does not know what he or she is doing and should just go home and become a productive member of society by planting sweet potatoes as opposed to them competing and achieving nothing. The taunt is usually displayed when the tide of the match is obviously going in the favor of the one throwing the insult. The phrase is considered funny due to its reference as well as insulting due to the fact that the receiver of the insult is considered to be wasting his or her time by competing. Can be used with the word Potatoes instead depending on the cultural standing of where it is used.
Dan: oh my god man, these guys are losing so badly.
Jake: yeah, I know dude, they should just go home and plant Sweet Potatoes.
Dan: (directed towards losing team) Hey you losers! Go home and plant Sweet Potatoes!
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While attempting to fingerbomb a homeless Irish girl in a threeway, you realize that you're too late and the vagina has become otherwise occupied; now your hand has to starve in the cold.
When I tried to put my d in her v, I realized she was already getting fingerbanged. It was an Irish potato famine
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Shania is a depressed sociopathic alien potato
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