Random
Source Code
Random
Double Sided Delight is a desert or breakfast item that can be made for someone who really wants something sweet if you have no sweets in the house.
It is made by taking a piece of bread, spreading butter on one side, spreading peanut butter on the other side, and dripping on Maple syrup before sprinkling on a small amount of sugar.
Have you tried double Sided Delight? It’s really good for when you want sweets but don’t have the cash.
When a dude does a wall sit with his hands tied behind his back while some chick puts his head up her skirt so he can sickle on her pussy
Yo, Kyle, I heard that hoe Karen gave Micheal the Sunny Side Down.
A guys part picture labeled sideview
"Did you see senad's side view"
Someone that is immensely beautiful from all angles.
Hey, did you see Rebecca last night?
Yeah dude, what a side view
To use a friend's influence with a person with the intention of sleeping with them.
He's been side schwerpcing all evening.
not balanced. not level. not even.
1. That table with one short leg is all crunkie-sided.
2. I'm gonna knock you upside your crunkie-sided head hard enough to balance you out!
DEEP in the south where any hole will do, there are “special” pros that will take out the apparatus holding their colostomy bag in place and let you use the hole in their stomach.
For a nominal fee of course!
Goodtime Gretchen: Hey doc! Can you swab my hole? I think I’ve got another STD.
Doc: Ok, please remove your pants.
Gretchen (lifting her shirt): Not down there! They pay more money at the Crawdad Saloon for this hole!!
Doc: That Shreveport Side Pocket is paying the note on that double shotgun!