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A very very long period of time—longer than a normal day.
Girl: We've been waiting for like TWO ASS DAYS for the cookies to be done.
Guy: Verily
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Meeting my girlfriend's parents was such an ass clincher
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A game simply played whenever one party uses the word "ass" in conjunction with another adjective and the second party upsets the first party's statement's initial intent by changing the association of the word "ass." Mostly the game is played by relocating the emphasis and hyphen in the sentence.
Person not playing The Ass Game: Check out my sweet-ass bong!
Person playing The Ass Game: That is a pretty sweet ass-bong.
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the large, plump and rather gigantic behind a woman tries to conceal by wearing dresses in the thinly veiled disguise that it is sexy or womanly to do so
head . . . why are you wearing a tent on your bargeass . . . oh sorry it's to balance out your large fucking melon on top of your shoulders
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When you have liquid shit. If it has chunks it's called Ass Stew.
You might not want to go in there, I just made Ass Soup.
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A person known by everyone but himself to be a complete loser.
Susan is scorching hot but her boyfriend is an ass tool.
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person who plugs an ass with thier cock
jim plugged glorias ass at the party
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