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Hayley and David

Two people that are madly in love with one another but just do not see it. Everyone else knows that they are meant for each other but they are both too pussy to ask the other person out.

Person 1: They are being like Hayley and David
Person 2: I know right like how are you so blind
Person 1: Yes they totally like each other

by motherofgod29 April 9, 2022


Andrew, lucas, david, and henry

Group of very dumb idiots who need to get a life.

Dang they are a group of Andrew, lucas, david, and henry

by Someone_On_This_earth October 19, 2020


Kevin David

Marketing Guru, YouTube Mega Educator, Shopify Expert, Amazon FBA Millionaire, Clickfunnels $10M Club, Honest fun guy.

Kevin David teaches all he knows about erning a living online in his final offering Digital Course Secrets the link is in the tags.

Kevin David may be retiring after only 24months with $10 million in the bank and $1 million a month residual income!! He is releasing one last course.

by Godaddy Dave May 18, 2019


David's hairline

that's a lot of damage; trash;

david's hairline needs some flex tape because it dooo

by ayowashere December 6, 2018


David Morville

the most jaw dropping beautiful man on this planet, i want his dick inside of my mouth and i want to ejaculate on his face and give him pink eye until he is blind.

wow i can’t believe ur friends with david morville

by toogleboogle July 27, 2023


David Ochoa

A Ben askren bum that pulls no females and has long toenails

I can't believe your a David Ochoa

by Crispybola November 23, 2021


David Huang

Legends say that he is as tall as the empire state building, he is an absolute unit equipped with his greatest weapon, his bakery. He has extremely strong muscles and is a great kisser, he is extremely skilled in everything, he is the perfect friend and is an absolute player with women flooding from his pockets, some drool when they see his absolute bakery on full display. (Mostly his homies, they like to hit that shit weekly)

Girl 1: Oh my god! Is that the fabled David Huang? Omg I cant believe it, he is so handsome, tall and has a phat ass!
Girl 2: I would do anything for him to notice me, I cant see him because of his cake and he is so tall that my voice can't reach him!
David Huang: Don't worry ladies, I can hear you, but I must tell the truth, I only give my body to my boys, my homies, because I trust them the most and they hit that shit real good ya know what I mean?

by Zokreeser June 15, 2022