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This guy is an absolute unit
Me:yo this goofy acting up
Connor:should we get David najifi on him
Me:idk that guy is a unit they’ll get daved up bad
Connor: ok well add him up if this goofy still acting up
A man who can be assumed to have a big dick, may be known as Pen-10, likely to have lots of friends. David is the kind of person that you meet and see him breathing air. Ethan would be, in this case, the legal name, with David being the name he goes by around people of the same age. David breathes air better than you, waits faster than you, builds muscle better than you, and is all around superior. If you see a wild David/Ethan, please say hello and begin following his every order for your own safety.
Person 1: "Did you see David over there?"
Person 2: "I did. What about him?"
Person 1: "I hear he has a big dick."
Person 3: "He is a rare breed. For our own safety, let us go worship him."
-Person 1, Person 2, Person 3, all leave to go worship David/Ethan-
David Beckingham Jr. is generally known as an old money activist. Know around the community as a funny dickheadish kinda guy. will find love from only jewish or german females (or males). Davids will also tend to deal with skitz kids or Russian Bratva mobsters. Davids will be somewhat succesful from taking over their fathers hedge funds.
Dude did you see "David Beckingham Jr." he's looking for money again.
When a person named David starts to act so gay they turn into a band kid
That kid has david disease.
David the cat is a noble and dignified feline. He will cut you if you look at him the wrong way. He will entice you with his belly fluff, but don’t fall for it, because it is a trap. The moment you touch that soft velveteen belly, for he will sink his teeth into you and then hiss and run away. David, the cat really appears to like people he has never met before until they reciprocate his affection, and then he will bite. The one exception to this is if you are sitting on the couch, especially if you were wearing black. There’s nothing he likes more than to cover people at wearing black with his shed fur. If you’re on the couch and he sits on you, he is far less likely to bite you. If you haven’t already guessed this David, the cat is in fact, an orange cat.
I got a cat and I named him David. We call him David the cat.
You can't do as many things as you want, you don't want as much as you think and you don't think as much as you should.
David's outlook on life: See above "You can't do as many things as you want, you don't want as much as you think and you don't think as much as you should."
1. The process of manually altering something to fit one's needs without any regard to the actual assembly instructions. Often, the end result is an item that is partially-functional and only works in a limited capacity.
2. Using an item for something other than it's intended use.
"Would you please stop David rigging that baby gate and just follow the instructions that are on the back of the box?"
"Who put that TV stand together? It looks like it was David rigged."
"This DVD player is held together with shish-ka-bob sticks instead of screws. Who David rigged this thing?"