When you wake up and take your first shit of the day.
Does anyone know a good plumber I can call? I just clogged the toilet with an enormous rooster dump.
When you have to abandon your underwear and go commando.
I knew I shouldn't have worn my thong. Time to dump unds.
When you're wearing too much underwear and you have to leave some behind in a port-a-potty.
My boy-parts are getting real swampy. Time to dump unds while I still can.
The act of removing and abandoning your underwear due to excessive sweating of the genital region.
I've got about a half gallon of moisture in my groinal region; I think I need to go dump unds.
similar to on the clock dump, but this is the contractor version. Essentially, your client is paying you to do something extremely important. And you're doing something extremely important... to you.
Employer: "I'm just looking over this expense report, way to go on the high utilization rate for the quarter!"
Employee, walking away: "No problem, must have been all those billable dumps"
To instantly forget on purpose everything you just crammed for immediately after testing.
You just get back from a test event and a friend ask you a question about the test, of which you don’t have any answers. Instead of being embarrassed, you say ‘I just ‘ram dumped’ after the test! This phrase is used exclusively by airline pilots!!!
an expression used similar to "trauma dumping", used to describe when a friend comes into a group chat ranting about what is going on at their job that nobody cares about
Tony: "i was just about to be caught up and she gives me a million dishes"
Dom: "here he goes work dumping again"