Dump Ring

When a large, long, and fairly sturdy turd strikes the inside of a toilet bowl, and is then flushed. It will often create a circular smudge or smear around the inside of the bowl. This term was coined by a woman living somewhere in the Midwest, USA after her son deposited such a turd into her toilet bowl and attempted to flush, but he left it for her to discover the next morning.

"Who left the giant 'dump ring' in my toilet!!!"

dump shui

The perfectly balanced atmosohere created for the ultimate confort during defication.

Bro, the dump shui in your bathroom is on point.

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Dumping Deep

When a man ejaculates into a person without a condom or pulling out.

Joe got her pregnant by dumping deep for months.

Chump Dump

When, the morning after she DIDN'T bang a guy otherwise ends up in her bed,a girl finds it in the kindness of her heart to throw on a sports bra and some flip flops and drive the poor man home.

Girl 1: Wow, why are you up so early on a Saturday?

Girl 2: I had to Chump Dump this dude before his hangover lifted enough that he tried for morning sex.

Tom Daley dump

Offloading a turd that dropped out at such high velocity it didn’t even make a splash

A Tom Daley dump

Fucking hell mate I’ve just had a “Tom Daley dump”

Dump on your back

Basically absolutely covering one’s back in cum

Me: I’m gonna dump on your back
Them: oh no

Data Dump

Time spent on the office toilet, scrolling through social media to avoid responsibilities. Offers a way to relax without your manager seeing.

Finished with wiping and now only swiping, a data dumper will consume gigabytes-worth of data on IG and YouTube.

Garrett spent the last hour of his shift on a data dump.