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Someone who takes jokes and humor in facebook status updates way too literally.
"I posted on my facebook status that I was so exhausted that I needed a couple lines of blow to keep functioning. My sister read it and called my mom and told her I may have a drug problem. She's such a Facebook Literalist."
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When one with a low sense of morality constantly announces via Facebook that they are now attending church to be closer to God; yet their actions are only debauchee.
Dave (a philanderer) announced that he was going to Youth Group this week on Facebook, yet he really is only looking for short term sexual relationships. Dave is Facebook Righteous
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When you post a false status on facebook knowing your page if being watched by you significant other and have your friends comment on it to help the cause
I was out tricking off last night but with a little facebook misdirection my girl thought i was at work all night
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When something is changed and called better but is really made worse and less user-friendly; a downgrade. Usually irreversable.
Bill: Dude, have you seen the new MSN? It's total crap!
Jake: Definitely a Facebook upgrade then.
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Verb - To convince friends to come over to your computer while looking up old classmates on Facebook. Then you leave a grenade. After leaving a "grenade" also known as deadly fart, your friends start throwing up everywhere
I was on Facebook after drinking and smoking looking up Angelo Portale while shitting my pants, I left The Facebook Grenade behind, I called my friends over and when they dashed over, (comma) they inhaled through their nose my noxious gas I left lingering in the air.
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When one of your friends from Facebook must delete their facebook and you pay tribute to them with posts that were done and pics of them.
Wow, I can't believe he made her delete her Facebook, Well we have to pay tribute to her with a Facebook Funeral
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A person who hooks up with people, and then stalks them on facebook. This is different from facebook whore.
Dude, that girl is such a facebook stalker. She won't stop messaging me.
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