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Someone who takes jokes and humor in facebook status updates way too literally.
"I posted on my facebook status that I was so exhausted that I needed a couple lines of blow to keep functioning. My sister read it and called my mom and told her I may have a drug problem. She's such a Facebook Literalist."
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Facebook chatting on your laptop or phone while simultaneously taking a shit.
dude last night i was facebook shatting with her for like 20 minutes!
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When one with a low sense of morality constantly announces via Facebook that they are now attending church to be closer to God; yet their actions are only debauchee.
Dave (a philanderer) announced that he was going to Youth Group this week on Facebook, yet he really is only looking for short term sexual relationships. Dave is Facebook Righteous
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When you post a false status on facebook knowing your page if being watched by you significant other and have your friends comment on it to help the cause
I was out tricking off last night but with a little facebook misdirection my girl thought i was at work all night
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When your sole activity on Facebook is to comment or respond only to major events, rather than consistent / daily updating. In other words, you come out much like a clown, magician, or mathemagician and only appear (to post / accept invitations) at parties, birthdays, and Bar Mitzvah's.
Guy 1 - "Hey man, did you see the video I posted yesterday?"
Guy 2 - "Nah man, sorry, I'm strictly a Facebook Entertainer"
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When one of your friends from Facebook must delete their facebook and you pay tribute to them with posts that were done and pics of them.
Wow, I can't believe he made her delete her Facebook, Well we have to pay tribute to her with a Facebook Funeral
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A person who hooks up with people, and then stalks them on facebook. This is different from facebook whore.
Dude, that girl is such a facebook stalker. She won't stop messaging me.
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