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idiomatic noun | informal English
: An eponymic metonymy for explosive diarrhea.
“Sorry I’m late, had to deal with a French Cannon”
“Please, no whipped cream. That will give me a real French Cannon.”
“Brittany had an absolute French Cannon in there.”
“I can’t play Minecraft; the French Cannon is loaded.”
Southernism
1. Referred to as being nervous or scared, similar to if a Whore were to attend a church service
worse than a normal whore in church
"Shit, I'm nervous as a goddamn french whore in church!"
"French toast 🤙 " is said to show excitement, it is considered a replacement for the phrase "fuck yea"
Friend 1: did you hear about the baseball game last night? *favourite team* won!
Friend 2: French toast 🤙, I love *favourite team*
When you and your lover decide that paying property taxes in two places is more fun long term. Typically in the province of Quebecistan.
Wow John and Jessica sure do rock their French marriage. I wonder how much more their budget costs them because of it. To each their own I guess.
A group of French kids who play soccer and don’t take any other sport seriously.
Yo Josh, did you see the French union in gym class today?
Yeah, they only took soccer seriously
Having a cup of coffee and cigarette, then blowing up the toilet
Having my French morning cleanse