Slap hands

When one guys hits it in the pink, and one guy hits it in the stink, and they literally "slap hands."

Dude, we just slapped hands on that bitch.

Hey, do you want to get together and slap hands on Chelsea later tonight?

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slap hands

The act saying no, then slapping the knuckle side of your left hand, with the palm of your right hand. It's a sign that really expresses how wrong the other person is in a conversation, or any other way that "no" needs to be heavily expressed. Can also be used instead of saying, "no, never again". Can be expressed as an acromyn over chat, with "sh, no" or just "sh".

Tom: Lets go watch Zoombafoo!
Andrey: No, -slap hands-.

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Hand job

haven someone choke the chicken......i choke the chicken every god damn night!! yea mutha trucker now what!

muhahahahaha

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left handed

Left handed is old school terminology for homosexuality.

Elton John is left handed.

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hand sanitizer

Placing one's hand inside of a freshly douched pussy.

After I got home from work, I used my woman's hand sanitizer.

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Hand Jive

Something a Matthew Amer does with furious vigour when speaking to Lee Latchford-Evans from STEPS. Also applies to John Barrowman and, in certain lights, Mike Read.

Matthew Amer caught up for a chat with Lee over a quick hand jive.

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get these hands

Something a typical "toughest PUSSY in the room" thug wannabe says before beating up a woman stupid enough to be with him, or getting his worthless illiterate ass beaten to a pulp by any normal adult male.

Necktat shitbag: "bitch you think you better than me just cuz you can read? You bout ta get these hands bi-"

(Necktat shitbag is suddenly unconscious)

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