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a spider big as fuck that has a horse head and a body of a spider, this mothafucker has horse legs 8 fucking legs too. to become a follower of the spider horse you will need to believe he is a god and be blessed my the spider horse gauntlet. lemme tell you this bitch is looks like a normal stick but it’s actually the spider horse gauntlet. legend has it the spider horse gauntlet is the spider horses dick and if your touch it you will grow your own sheep pubes.
did you spider horse that joe last night?
Another word for hairy vagina.
I fucked a pollies horse so hard last night!!!
A misidentified cow
*pointing at a cow* Look at that chonkey horse
A woman who loves zoophilia with horses.
That woman who fucked horses, was a nasty horse cock fucker.
A mythical creature who resides in Dubuque County, Iowa.
A horse that produces milk for human consumption.
Amanda looked at Matt and said “look! A Dairy Horse”
A mythical creature who resides in Dubuque County, Iowa.
A horse that produces milk for human consumption.
Amanda looked at Matt and said “look! A Dairy Horse”
The most glorious of horses known to mankind. Can do anything but fly and is tough to catch in the wild. Makes John Wayne look like a pussy.
Dude you see that swamp horse!!!
Naw what horse?
Never mind he just flew off.