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Mud Juggling is the act of going outside during a rainy day, collecting mud, and freezing it into ice cubes. The Mud cubes are then forcefully inserted into the juggler's rectum using a spoon and a shoehorn. The user then shits out the half-ice half-mud concoction into ball moulds, and then juggles using the balls of shit-mud-ice.
Jake: Bro its raining outside, what a good day to go Mud Juggling.
Demarcus: Hell no bro last time I went mud juggling I had to get surgery!
This is when you keep the lid closed on the toilet sit down and shit on the lid making the surface slippery with your shit you slide off onto the floor.
Dude I was mad at my girlfriend so I did a East Carolina Mud Slider in her bathroom.
A fecal mud child left abandoned without proper post natal care/burial.
Dude, I just left a steamy mud orphan on old lady Johnson's front porch.
During the adventure race I fathered a mud orphan in the woods.
A little person who only has sex with black men.
"You have NO shot with Katy, you're too white. Katy is a mud minnow after all!"
'Yeah I had a Transylvanian mud slide last night; she was ragging it then next minute she shit down my chest'
An Alabama mud snake, like it’s shorter, smaller cousin, the mud snake, is brown, usually, in color, It can also be mustard yellow, green, or red, and black, if it is ill… The Alabama mud snake, is the larger, and more aggressive version, of your typical mud snake. Usually spanning from 13, to 16 inches long, it can be as big around as a dollar bill, join the end to end, Though there have been incidents reported where an Alabama mud snake was found to be anywhere from 10, to 15 inches around. Reports on this, however, are dubious, at best, and are better ignored, then to be believed. Being of the Anguis genus, Latin name Sternus Anguis, It belongs to the same branch of month snakes as the German mud Python, the Taiwanese mud snake, the Japanese mud snake, and your garden variety mud snake. It is not, however, at all related to the mud viper, or mud rattler, as is commonly misconceived. Indications that you were dealing with an Alabama mud snake are, again, it being anywhere from 13 to 15 inches long, anywhere from eight, to 10 inches in diameter, as well as a ceiling it’s victim with a rather pungent odor or. Common methods of disposal are as follows; Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to flush the snake. It will put up a fight, and cause you and your loved ones on ending misery, for at least 15 to 30 minutes. Instead, kill it with a plunger handle, dismember it with said plunger, then safely dispose of it in single ply grocery bags, in your neighbors trashcan.
Thank God we managed to kill that Alabama mud snake, now let’s go ahead and follow the protocols and dump it in Cletus’s trashcan next door!
To be handed a delight ful looking situation to discover it being the instrument of ones demise
The social security administration might as well of handed me a mud slurpee to go with the cancellation of my benefits####