Friend 1: “Today’s Fuck Ronald Reagan day”
Friend 2.”It’s June 5th?”
On June 5th all couples must switch phones for the whole day and no saying no
your partner cant say no to switching phones on June 5th
June 5th is the day that the the sexiest beaner (Juan) was born
It's June 5th! let's send Juan some nudes!
International Clart a Bassist Day
“Happy June 5th! Do you play bass?”
“Yes, I do… OW!”
National text your girlfriend something sweet day.
Boy 1: “bro what day is it?”
Boy 2: “bro it’s June 18th”
Boy 1: “hold on let me text something nice to my gf cause she’s the best ever”