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Free kick merchant

Is a person who cannot do anything on the pitch but score magnificent set piece goals.

A: What a goal from Ward-Prowse! We bangs another magnificent one!

B:Insane goal from him. But still, he's only a free kick merchant.

by Tommathy Simons December 11, 2023


Free kick merchant

Refers to an AFL player (typically a forward) who plays for free kicks to kick easy goals from set shots. The Australian rules football equivalent of a penalty merchant.

"Oh wow, did you see Charlie Curnow kick 6 goals on the weekend?"

"Yep, he doesn't deserve them, he's a free kick merchant"

by Alexedc3 April 29, 2024


cat kicking

The act of kicking a cat, usually for sport or competition, or if you are an insane person. The quality of the cat kick is measured length, with style or motivation also taken into consideration of the grade of the kick.

Man, I was so bummed that that cat kicking I had was worse than that other cat kicking because they took style into consideration, and he was pretty ecentric.

by pseudonymous-bosch- May 9, 2018


Kick It Goofy

When you’re trying to play with someone on G

J Dog- “Ay bruh I thought you said you were gonna pull up today”

T Dog- “Ay bruh I just wanted to switch it up man”

J Dog- “Bro stop playing wit me I’m tryna kick it goofy

by ibaghotguys August 16, 2021


Hacky Boot Kick

Keeps something fragile from breaking by setting the soft part of your foot underneath of whatever you drop form breaking.

I dropped my phone so I Hacky Boot Kicked it from landing flat on the ground.

by Hacky Boot Kick April 21, 2021


Kangaroo drop kick

Is when a female while having sex drops kicks the guy in the throat and punching him in the ass making the pain going to the penis making it feel hard and good

I getting kangaroo drop kick by my girl tomorrow

by A. D. B hd November 13, 2018


kick-licker

Someone who aggressively fights while licking and or spitting.

Did you see that kick-licker, how disgusting!

by water pumkin May 2, 2018