Most likely to have a Louis Partridge obsession or any obsession with British men
You are being a Kylee Coffey today
a mother that is transphobic but says "love who you love" whenever someone brings up a same sex relationship and who also is emotionally abusive and talks about your body too much to the point it makes you so uncomfortable you don't even want to bring food up around her cause you know she'll say something
"sam, i love your mom"
"sure she's such a kyle marshall tho"
"what's that?"
"huh? i didn't say anything"
"oh i thought i heard you say she was a kyle marshall?"
"dude what even is that?"
actually the sweetest mf-ing guy ever, probably doesn’t get a lot of pussy, kind of a nerd, but overall someone you really want to be around
also probably a band kid
extra points if he plays the tuba or french horn
Look at him! He’s such a kyle anthony.