the coolest player in the lighted smp
lighted random told me to kms i will now do it
Means to say duh to someone when they finally got something correct or they understood something.
Quincy: I heard you and your girl broke up
Jamal: Bruh yea I cut that hoe off like a light switch you just now knowing now that’s light switch
after a woman recieves a "tony danza" she grabs a switchblade, and castrates the old bloke, and gives him a taste of his own testicles. voila.
that boy thought he was gonna give me a tony danza...well i sure showed him and gave him a judith light.
The term was coined after a famous porn star known for getting down and dirty in the woods, Krystal. She is known for her viral video in which she got fucked doggy style while the man continued to casually drink a “natty light.” It’s a common fantasy among young redneck men.
Had to Krystal Light™ that bitch cause that pussy made me parched
Cranking one’s “unit” while entering their partner
Gf: “Wanna have sex?”
Bf: “Sure, wanna try changing the light bulb?”
Gf: “no”
Light Villanti is a style of music, even a lifestyle to some.
Similar to funk, villanti borrows from a wide range of music styles.
Light Villanti is heavily influenced by trip hop and reggae, essentially being a cross between the two. Other strong influences in light villanti include drum 'n' bass and soul.
In terms of tempo, Light Villanti ranges between 90bpm and 140bpm usually following a 2/4 or 4/4 time signature.
So I guess at the end of the day it's just shmusic
Light Villanti artists include - Nicholas Jaar - Dev Lemons - tame impala- tennyson
During a threesome with one guy and two girls, make sure one of the girls is clinically obese and the other is blood related. Then, have the obese girl sit on your face so you cannot breath and have your blood relative ride you. You will become beet red in the face and might not survive, but hey, you went out like a champ.
Its so sad that he is gone, but he was a total badass to go out with a South Carolina Brake Light.