Random
Source Code
Random
talking gibberish; not making sense
Listen you stupid Texan, I can't tell if you're talking or farting through your mouth. So, leave me alone!!
7👍 2👎
The act of smiling without showing one's teeth so the lips are stretched wide across the face while remaining closed. If done correctly, looks mischievous, but mostly creepy.
"Okay for this pic, don't smile, let's Closed Mouth Smile (CMS)."
Also a noun:
"That is one creepy looking CMS."
9👍 4👎
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I never get bored
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?
I need to get myself away from this plac...
pls play smash mouth - all star but earrape
1👍 1👎
A general term used when you catch the buzz that you ask a random skeezer.
Dayumm girl my beer goggles are thick tonight come over here and lemme lick you in the mouth!
August 23-25 have ur bf cum in ur mouth
Babe it's national cum in mouth day
phrase. Originating from the movie "Deliverance", when you hear this, run. Apparently, you've just pissed off some country bumpkin and he's about to ass rape you. Nice going, city-slicker.
This phrase is more often than not followed by "I'mma make you squeal like one o' my pigs!"
You: Hey, you ain't got no teeth, so no dental records, and yo mama is yo sista and yo aunt and yo grandmama! Just like all of 'em! How can they tell you apart from the rest of them country bumpkins???
Billy Bob Joe Brown: That's a pertty mouth on you, boy...
You: What's that supposed to mean?
Billy Bob Joe Brown: *points gun* Drop them britches, son.
You: Um um um ok...
Billy Bob Joe Brown: Imma make you squeal like one o' my pigs!
You: What's tha- WRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
18👍 11👎
Colloquial Australian expression used to describe food. It encourages the listener to try a specific item. Particularly popular with Australian expats living in NY.
"Have you tried the burrata? You really have to get your mouth around that"
4👍 1👎