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muffin pop

1.A slut too gangbang at a party. 2. A slut to gang bang at a party. 3. A slut to gang bang at a party 4. i think you get the point..

Oh my god look at that muffin pop of a gang bang

by muffin_pop January 23, 2005

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corn muffin ass

Term used by blacks to describe lazy fat bitches that need to move from one place to another. As in:get your corn muffin ass off the couch an make me a samich. Dam

booty black people ghetto corn muffin ass

by Yo Taco! September 23, 2013

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Poop stained corn muffin

When you have yellow poop and it comes out in spheres.

Yo I had a wicked poop stained corn muffin last thursday!

by htikol April 22, 2010

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suckle on my jiggly muffins

to tell someone to suck on your balls in an interesting way.

Bitch you better suckle on my jiggly muffins.

by piercemyass November 3, 2013

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carrot cake cunt muffin

the firecrotch that lives in room 202, Jwhat? Jaywoooo

the fire crotch in room 202 is a carrot cake cunt muffin.

by jamesdondero October 27, 2008

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muffin-top syndrome

the extremely horrifying, unattractive disease (not a medical disease) when a woman or man tried to squeeze into a pair of pants three sizes too small for them, resulting in the overflow of flab, rolls, junk and extra skin over the top of the pants.

warning: may cause heart failure (to the person witnessing it)

"haha hey check out that lady... shes like 10 pounds overweight and looks like shes comin down with a little muffin-top syndrome. ew!"

by go_fish January 28, 2010

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The Conspiracy Theory Against Muffins and Cupcakes

Many people like to say that muffins are ugly cupcakes.
This is my theory:
It is not that muffins are ugly cupcakes, but that cupcakes are altered and frosted muffins. The dye on them refers to tanning and the frosting refers to an excess amount of makeup. Cupcakes are whores in the muffin world, while muffins are pure and natural.

Now tell me, whose the ugly dessert now?

Belle: Muffins > Cupcakes
Monica: Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
Jared: Actually, cupcakes are just altered muffins with makeup on. I call this the conspiracy theory against muffins and cupcakes.
Belle: So cupcakes are whores?
Jared: That would be weird because cupcakes are inanimate objects. But yes, exactly.

by Jared Stein & Belle Miranda February 11, 2012