Rolling like a [ninja]

Said whenever a friend, random person, etc 1. sneaks up and scares the crap out of you.
2. Looks like he could've auditioned for the Batman movies...
3. Kicks ass like no other
4. Uses "poser" ninja moves. Like bad kung fu movies.

Rolling like a ninja

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Ninja Rim-Job

When a bi-sexual woman gives a male partner an unexpected rim-job during oral sex in hopes of making him realize suppressed homosexual desires.

After Linda surprised Joe with a Ninja Rim-Job he discovered that he had long been ignoring a powerful erogenous zone thanks to his repressed homophobia.

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whorish ninja

someone who is agile and stealthy in the ways s/he gets with multiple partners...

"Man J, has gotten with 10 girls this week, hes just a whorish ninja"

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ninja nutting

The act of cumming inside a girl without her knowing.

"Whenever I Fuck My Girl I'm always Ninja Nutting."

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Ninja shower

When you really don't have enough time to shower but your odor is driving you crazy so you take an extra super speedy shower, doing everything extra fast.

The ballgame was tied in the middle of the ninth, but I had to take a ninja shower just in case it went into overtime.

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sleep ninja

AnnihilatIng A Girls Vagina While She Is Sleeping

The Sleep Ninja Left Me A Note That Said Here Is Some Aspirin. You Will Need It. And There Was A Pregnancy Test In The Bathroom.

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ninja grip

the act of receiving a blowjob which is done in a viscous,ninja like fashion.swift.efficient . satisfying.violent and effective.

dude,i got some mad ninja grip last night,it was painful, and amazing

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