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1) any word or phrase yelled by a ninja to startle or distract a victim
2) the act of performing such an act on a victim
The stealthy ninja creeps around the corner, and... is unexpectedly spotted by a roaming nobleman. The ninja acts quickly, yelling "EGGROLL!!!" at the top of his lungs. The nobleman is startled just long enough for the ninja to close the gap between them and snap the nobleman's neck.
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Said whenever a friend, random person, etc 1. sneaks up and scares the crap out of you.
2. Looks like he could've auditioned for the Batman movies...
3. Kicks ass like no other
4. Uses "poser" ninja moves. Like bad kung fu movies.
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When a bi-sexual woman gives a male partner an unexpected rim-job during oral sex in hopes of making him realize suppressed homosexual desires.
After Linda surprised Joe with a Ninja Rim-Job he discovered that he had long been ignoring a powerful erogenous zone thanks to his repressed homophobia.
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AnnihilatIng A Girls Vagina While She Is Sleeping
The Sleep Ninja Left Me A Note That Said Here Is Some Aspirin. You Will Need It. And There Was A Pregnancy Test In The Bathroom.
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the act of receiving a blowjob which is done in a viscous,ninja like fashion.swift.efficient . satisfying.violent and effective.
dude,i got some mad ninja grip last night,it was painful, and amazing
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The act of cumming inside a girl without her knowing.
"Whenever I Fuck My Girl I'm always Ninja Nutting."
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someone who is agile and stealthy in the ways s/he gets with multiple partners...
"Man J, has gotten with 10 girls this week, hes just a whorish ninja"
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