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Isaiah-God damn, Jake has some very juicy ball hairs!
KSI’S Bald Head, He fucks Simon as a baldie, his hair he has now is fake and a wig, under his hair now is baldness, Ksi is a hard working bald bloke.
Simon: what is sexy?
Vikkstar123: Shit hair cut
WAIT KSIS SHIT HAIR CUT
An Ass-Hair Mullet is the hair thats located on a persons lower-back above the waistline or the "small" of the back. An Ass-Hair Mullet is when this patch of fur or body hair is pronounced, thick with growth, or is particularly volumous and impossible to conceal or ignore without grooming. Also known verbally as an Ass-Crack Mullet depedending on which region of USA this slang term is used.
Ex. Thomas has elected against upgrading to the office furniture the company has purchased for us since he has an Ass-Hair Mullet so thick, pelt-like and cushiony he has no need for an ergonomic desk chair with adjustable lumbar support.
When someone with white hair smokes so many cigarettes that their hair changes color to a yellowish color.
Donald Trump has smoker’s white hair.
the symphony of butt hairs when releasing a massive fart.
"my butt hair harmony is on a different level if you know what I mean."
When two people go into a cornfield together and rub their pubes against one another
Mary gave me a cornfield hair tickler last night after our date
A majority of these girls are a pathetic waste of time and money. Their personality is weird and overly feminine, they often have multiple dates lined up every week because they are unemployed and mooch off random guys they meet online for dinner money or even a free ride to and from their house only to pay them back with free head. They are great manipulators and have been known in my area as the type of girl to just leave alone and avoid. Also did I mention how stupid they are. 75 percent of them didn’t make it past 11th grade. And have a chronic addiction and to Harry styles, Dunkin’ Donuts and flavored air sticks.
Omg Becky your so dumb how did you not know frogs live in lakes
I don’t know Cassandra sometimes I have a blonde moment here and there
Yeah Becky at least you’re not actually a curly haired blonde, though.