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If you throw up 5 fingers it’s a sign that your gay , legend says that if you throw up 5 fingers some how people die from your family or group .
That man died because he was throwing up 5 fingers.
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If you leave the 5 pin standing alone at the end of your turn while bowling it means that you are going to bed alone or not having sex that night.
if you knock all the other pins and leave the center pin, then you have left the 5 pin. That is called leaving the 5 pin when bowling and it = no sex for you.
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this is used when, in an area their are restricted seats. if someone was to stand up you are to count to 5 before you may use their seat
tom- oh man there is no were to sit!
dick- im going to make some tea
tom- 1 2 3 4 5 my seat!
harry- ha ha now dick has no were to sit,
i love the 5 second seat rule!
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1. Obtaining your first high
Most people do not get high on their first few times smoking marijuana after you have obtained your first high you are now on your way up in the ranks.
2. Being present at a drug deal
A friend needs some sticky icky, to move to the second level in this 10 level trip to greatness you need to be in the same room with a drug dealer and his/her buyer and witness the transaction occur.
3. Scoring your own weed
At this point you feel like your a badass, your not, but its alright. to move to level three you need to have obtained both a dealers phone number and have purchased some green from them.
4. Buying your first smoking device (usually a pipe)
to enter level four you need to purchase a smoking device, a rough estimate that about 75% of people purchase a pipe at this point some ignore rules and jump to further levels like little fucknuggets, but its all good.
5. The first time you smoke by yourself
this is by far the level that sepperates the boys from the men, this level weeds(no pun intended) out the pussies who just smoke to look cool and the true future masters of the weed world.
ayo i bought my own weed im the shit!
no, no your not, u obviously know nothing about The first 5 levels of pot smoking
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The date for the end of the world as seen by a great prophet. It is being spread quietly so we can prepare for the end.
On 5/19/13 Expect Us (the horsemen of the apocalypse).
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Masturbating, male masturbating. Manuela is the hand and her sisters are the fingers.
Hey man why were you taking so long in the shower?
I was fucking Manuela and her 5 sisters
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The 5 rules all Manjeetists follow:
1. Thou shalt not do The Manjeet Gallop without my prior consent.
2. Thou shalt not use Manjeet's name in vein.
3. Thou shalt not judge me because i enjoy doing The Manjeet Tugboat.
4. There is no rule number 4.
5. Thou shalt not question why there is no rule number 4.
I believe in Manjeetism, so i follow Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules.
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