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upon finishing the activity of an "upper decker" (shitting in the upper tank of someones toilet) you then dump an entire bottle of dishwashing soap in the tank and then flush the tiolet so the bowl fills up with bubbling shit water....
Tom pulled an upper decker on Bills shitter, and I finished it off making it a root beer float!
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Beer-flavored Cheese Whiz, containing all of the side-effects of Beer in an easy to use can.
Waking up from a hangover in a puddle of your own urine and/or vomit.
I had a really bad Beer Whiz, so I threw it out and bought some more.
I had a really bad beer whiz, but was too drunk to stand up.
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The lack of drinking your alcoholic beverage. Holding out on picking up your drink because your too much of a pussy to have more than 2 in one sitting. Often using multiple excuses not to drink such as 1. having to work tomorrow, 2. I have a marathon to run, or 3. you have to pick up your illegitimate child from baby’s mama.
Baby sitting a beer. Jeff likes to pretend he is drinkIng when he is really baby sitting a beer. When asked, he gives the excuse that he has to pick up his kid in the morning. While at the bar Jim orders 1 drink at 9pm and has the same dam drink when the bar closes at 2am.
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When the usually quiet guy has a few too many drinks, has you cornered and won't shut the fuck up!
Married reserved man George is generally so quiet and today he told me that he has 20k in the bank and likes dick!
Wot a Beer Yapper Trapper!
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Time scale based upon the consumption of beer every hour. Instead of basing time upon Greenwhich Mean Time (GMT) , there is BMT, Beer Mean Time.
Hey David, get ready to pull the chilled mugs out of the fridge, it's a quarter till 2 in Beer Mean Time.
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the common practice of getting drunk on a Friday/Saturday night and only remembering what went on a few days after, or when it happens again or if a random object reminds you of the incident.
example 1. "what are you doing in my bed?"
example 2. "i just had beer-ja-vu!"
example 3. "jesus, that whipped cream just gave me beer-ja-vu from the other night.
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