hit it over the head with russell's teapot

When the fact that a girl is incredibly hot is overshadowed by her fervent Christianity. Even though you would love to have sex with her, her religiosity is so overpowering that you would much rather just talk some sense into her.

This makes a reference to Russell's teapot, a thought experiment meant to demonstrate that non-belief in religion is the rational choice.

Man, Caitlin is so hot, I would totally hit it... hit it over the head with Russell's teapot, that is.

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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

A sentence that contains all the letters of the alphabet.

You can check for yourself.

Pretty cool.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
What?
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
???
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
Okay...?
THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS-
OKAY, I GET IT.

Dear King Philip Come Over For Good Soup

Dear King Philip Come Over For Good Soup or DKPCOFGS stands for Domain Kingdom Phylum Class Order Family Genus Species .

Dear King Philip Come Over For Good Soup

At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself

"At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself."
(Introspective)

"At least YOU'RE....."
(Outrospective)

-Phrase meaning "It could always be worse..." or "I could be doing worse things right now."

Examples of At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.

A) Reassuring; In a bad situation used to remind another that "it could be worse." (Ex: "I know your life is chaotic right now, and you're full of inner pain....But at least you're not rubbing penises all over yourself.)

B) Optimistic; Use to reassure oneself that "It's not that bad." {Ex: "Even though I have no money, no job, no car, no girl...at least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.")

C) Derogatory; Used to insinuate homosexuality in a straight friend. (Ex: "I may be having sex with a fat chick...BUT at least IM not rubbing PENISES ALL OVER MYSELF...GARY!")

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Bobs, who might take over YouTube. But probably not.

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/▌
/ \

This Is Bob. He is going to take over YouTube and stuff..

Examples of "Bobs, who might take over YouTube. But probably not."

Example 1:

☻/
/▌ This Is Bob. Copy And Paste him.
/ \ So he can take over youtube.

Example 2:

/▌
/ \ ☻ _
This is Bob, copy and paste this if you think
he is a piece of shit and can't take over a cardboard box.

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My dead cat ran over my keyboard

My dead cat ran over my keyboard is a joke mocking people who always have an excuse

Oh what now John your gonna tell me that" My dead cat ran over my keyboard" John last time you told me you could not pay your rent because my "prices are too high" even though the only thing that is high is you everybody in this god forsaken building knows that you do weed John You're four months behind on your rent just fucking pay it.

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The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog

Something that people who failed typing would type. See retard.

The real phrase is, "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog", and it's a typing excercise that uses all 26 letters....go ahead....count them off.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog, sir!

-From Stripes

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