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a punch or slap delivered solely due to the aggressor's inebriation; any aggressive behavior brought on by drunkenness rather than anger.
"I hear you and Carl got into a fight."
"Hell, no. We threw a couple of rum punches last night, but we're still golfing today."
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Retard who likes gay jokes due to his lack of confidence in his own sexual preferences, tries to mask his homosexuality by questioning other peoples sexuality.
My name is one punch mikey i am a loser
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The act of urinating (One) in an asshole (Two) and then punching (Punch) the young lady's stomach so that she "releases" the urine.
No intercourse necessary, it can be done for shits and giggles...but you might want to stage a doggy style hook up just to get the position right.
Mom, John gave me a One Two Punch last night, like the one you used to get from dad.
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a term used to describe wanting to fuck a chick
"hey, i think she is in to you!"
"exactly-ill punch her in the face later"
or
why don't you punch her in the face
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is when you get so drunk that you fall in love with every girl, but no one wants a part of you because you are an emotional drunk wreck. basically your drunk and in love but you really are just a nutball.
max is so sexy, to bad hes such a punch drunk love. he flirts with every girl but only finger blasts them.
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The act of watching your girlfriend stand over another dude head in a mini skirt.
That wasn't just a normal Roman Junk Punch! She was dancing and everything! What a gal.
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When you're doing your girl from behind doggy style and without warning you pull out and stick it in her ass.
I gave my girl the one-two punch last night
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