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Where both partners are depressed and feel nothing (no feeling) and want to fuck till they feel something
Tom: I'm so fucking sad
Shannon: me too, life is shit
Tom: do you wanna have sad sex so we can feel something
Shannon: hmm yh I wanna feel something
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If you are dating someone who doesn't live close to you, it's the distance you need to travel to get laid.
Yeah Tina is great, but I can't handle the sex commute.
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when a person or persons have had too much sex the night before a big meeting or an important occasion or simply just another day at the office. it seemed like a good idea at the time but then they wake up with a headache and feel groggy from all the excitement and lack of sleep.
'..mate I had the best time last night but now I have a stinking sex hangover..'
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when you crave so deeply a sexual encounter with a romantic partner or love of your life.
I craved him so deeply, it was a physical ache..a sex ache.
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When a male or female is on a medication that causes drowsiness and/or lucidness, then to have sexual intercourse while the other partner is enjoying the relaxed partners movements untill both climax.
**HAS TO BE CONSENTUAL**
My girl took her ambian and we had sloth sex in the back seat of my car.
She was so relaxed that it was like haveing sex with a sloth.
When a female ties a male down on a bed or couch by his hands and feet while he is naked and rubs her hair on his body. Starting with face, then chest, the legs, and then jerking you off with e all her hair until you cum or are about to cum and she starts it all over. This is done by girls with very long, soft, silky hair.
"Hey man, did you and Emma enjoy yourselves last night?"
"Dude, it was amazing, she knows I have a hair fetish so she tied me down naked not telling me what she was doing, she then proceeded to rub all her long, soft, silky hair on my body, when I thought it couldn't get any better she started jerking me off with all her hair. I was about to cum then she stopped and started rubbing it on my body again. I was tied up so I couldn't stop her if I wanted to, though of course I never wanted it to end. It was the best hair sex EVER!"
"Words can't express how jealous I am…"
A person who is an absolute whore, and does absolutely anything for cheap sex with everyone. A bit like a tyrannosaurus will hunt down anything and eat it, a tyrannowhoreus sex will hunt down all the man meat it can find just to eat/bone it.
Dude: Hey that girl over there is a Tyrannowhoreus Sex, she sucked half the guys in college!
Dude2: Shit she can't see us if we stand still! :S