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Man Wax

Man Wax - White Gooey substance released from males Wang

"Eww is that Man Wax On your bed?!?"
"Naw its only Mayo!"

by LOLparticlesWINWINWIN January 9, 2009


Man Ruler

A ruler that for every inch beyond 5 inches, the actual length of each segment shrinks by half, leading to a severely exaggerated final measurement.

It is the most commonly used tool when a man measures his manhood.

Whether made with a physical measuring tool or a perceived one, the measurements are always equally exaggerated.

John: "Yeah man, I've got a huge tool!"

Pat: "Is that so? I have my doubts."

John: "NINE THROBBING INCHES BUDDY!" *unzips fly*

Pat: "I see you've been using the Man Ruler again."

by RandomBrowser February 14, 2012


meechie man

Meechie Man - is known for not giving af about shit. "King Of Not Giving Any Fucks." Also known for having a new female every other week... believe it or not ! ( He Ain't Shit Sus )

"Oh he's a Meechie Man."

by Meechie Man August 21, 2017


man numbers

Numbers and math having to do with money. This is very different, and has a different skill set, than other forms of math, which is referred to as "pussy numbers".

No, those are not numbers, those are man numbers.

by The Second Prophet August 24, 2010


Fourth Man

The fourth man is the person who simultaneously tosses salad and licks the sounddock in a sounddock salad.

This is often used as a hyperbole.

I would rather be the fourth man the rest of my life than help you with your math homework.

by captb3a August 6, 2010


Skircoat Man

A man from skircoat green that yells at the brooksbank teens outside casa’s pizza. He also lives near 2 bakeries and on a Sunday goes to the post office to but a telegraph. This man drives brand new Range Rover and purchases drugs from Taz that he uses in Mannaheath Park.

Your dad Yh is a skircoat man

by NotASkircoatMan April 30, 2018


man tampon

...a roll of tissue inserted in the anal cavity to reduce the effects of sharting...

Excuse me mate, can you pass me a wad of kleenex? Last night's vindaloo is threatening me pristine trolleys and I need a man tampon.

by Write Joeson July 5, 2014