A penis that is between 7 and 8 inches in length and average or above average in girth. It's not quite a Huuuuuuuuuuuuuge Dick, but it's pretty big, and it does the job, and it makes life worth living. When during extremely tough times in which suicide appears the only option, try to remind yourself that you may have a pretty big dick, dude.
Jack: Dude, I can't take it anymore. Imma kms.
Mick: No, dude. Don't.
Jack: Why dude? There's no point.
Mick: Cause you got a Pretty Big Dick, Dude.
Jack: Oh, ye.
Someone fills up a book bag or paint bucket with feces and urine and lights a firework inside it and lets it off in a room or open vicinity.
“Those two bastards just let off a dude bomb in my cell”
Jerking off a dude is a synonym to hugging a dude in certain hoods of the United Kingdom
A: I always jerk off my homies when we meet for the last time in a while
B You gay bro?
A: Man what's wrong with hugging your homies, we use jerking off a dude as another word for hugging
A love triangle between two men who have never met and another mutual male friend (not to be confused with Two Girls One Cup.)
I think Bob, Joe, and I should get together. We could be two guys and a dude, if you know what I mean.
when your friend does something cool/weird as shit
Friend 1: I drank like 7 liters of vodka and wine
Friend 2: HOLY FUCKING BALLS DUDE ARE YOU OK????
The fattest slag in this ten mewl town!
"Here comes DR^DuDe, the fattest slag in this ten mewl town!"
thatrandomperson and teegan
Straight dudes not knowing what half of things are (sexualities)