To ease the burning of your asshole after eating spicy food
Matt asked his gf to bring him cold carrots because his asshole was on fire from eating at Fred's
"Cold Syrup" is a synonym for water. Often used in memes.
Man 1: Hey man, you got some cold syrup?
Man 2: What?
Man 1: You know, water.
Man we totally shouldn't have fucked that girl. I've had a dick cold for weeks
An innuendo that will stump the boys.
"I was going at it cold muffin on the weekend."
A new challenge where you take a picture or video of your hand on a frosted or fogged up window. You see how long you can hold your hand on the window.
I nominate ? ? ? To do the cold window challenge.
When you drug and date rape someone with a frozen Jell-O pudding pop.
“I think I got cold Cosby’d last night…I woke up sticky with a popsicle stick in my ass.”