white mexican

An unpaid Labour-immigrant from Poland in Norway, most of them turn scam criminals especialy selling their wife`s to Nigerian prostitution operators.

Wzesierski works for 50 kroner per hour while Ola Nordman for 136 kroner per hour for same job. the white mexican is polish in norway, the white nigger is polish.

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mexican wrap

when three guys jizz, poop and piss in a blanket and they all get in it and wrap it up and they roll around in the blanket

fitze , Mike, and jack were boared of the old sex positions so they did a mexican wrap

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mexican capacity

Ratio used to describe the capacity of a car inhabited by mexicans. Expressed as N=normal capacity of a car multiplied by the mexican capacity ratio of 3. Sometimes this ratio can be exceeded, but it is a good average of the number of mexicans that can cram themselves into a normal car.

A ford taurus has a normal capacity of 4 persons. What is it's mexican capacity?

Answer: 4*3= 12 mexicans

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Mexican Roadblock

A group of mexicans who walk very slow and yell out loud in spanish. Usually a group of female foreign exchange students.

These foreign exchange students are making a mexican roadblock!

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Mexican-Abortion

When carring a child that you do not want it get a "mexican abortion". Go to Mexico and hang from a chin up bar. Then have the locals take sticks and beat the shit out of you ovaries to abort the fetus.
Cheap? Yes.
Illegal? No
Reliable? You bet.

"Yeah so I got a Mexican-Abortion yesturday"
"Oh my god, like totally"

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Mexican Jordans

Shoes that were deemed ugly,cheap, or fake by the industry and people.

"damn she/he got them "mexican Jordans" on"

"Look at the Mexican ass Jordans 😭"

"- They fake/cheap ass Jordans 💀

- must be them mexican Jordans"

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white mexican

1.someone who claims they are part mexican, but obviously look like a regular honkey american

2. Tank zwei

3. Visco

"I went to New Orleans looking for Looty and to watch some football. As i was walking toward the Saints dome i was blinded by the light of someones skin, i turned to look and it happened to be the tallest white Mexican ever!!!"

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