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Women's pants that are extremely tight and completely display the shape of the female genitalia including but not limited to the vulva and labia majora.
Look at Sally's new Helen Keller Pants. They are so tight, they scream read my lips.
n. A style of baggy capri pants briefly marketed for guys, although it quickly flopped, having been a fashion-don't by default.
What guy in their right mind would wear messenger pants?
A girl who is involved in art, friends and their well being. She sometimes considers alternate dating methods. She should not.
Yo sawn, we ridin to the gallor-E on 18th? Yeah sawn, the Angry Pants is there sawn.
When something is so funny it can only be described as "I lol'd My pants"
Dude that was so funny i Lol'd my pants
Pants that were factory "pre ripped. I personally thing that it is mentally retarded to pay more money for pants that are ripped...rip them yourself for gods sake.
Raw jock:look at mah pre-ripped pants pantzz dood.
Normal human being: dood yer a tool.
Raw jock:foootballl!
A point in time where one would be left with a proverbial (and occasionally literal) brick in the seat of their trousers.
"Hey, you know that one scene in Band of Brothers, in Bastogne, at the end of the artillery barrage, where Luz and Lipton have a dud shell hit about three feet away?"
"Now that's a brown pants moment if i ever saw one"
occurs when the female hangs from a ceiling fan (perferably not spinning but whatever floats your boat) while recieveing man stands on a chair while recieving a blowjob from girl hanging upside down, while intermitingly stroking his facial hair inbetween.
Dude 1: i got a super awesome loaner in my pants last night
Dude 2: how the fuck did that work?
Dude 1: it just did dont worry bout it!