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Sam is an all round good guy. He’s hardworking, talkative and likes his food. However, he can be a snake at times and also likes to mow your lawn on saturdays. In other words, he is the epitome of a fuck boy. However, at the end of the day he still has time to finish off an extra sushi roll.
Bro, that girl last night said she hooked up with a hot guy but didn’t catch his name.
Bro: yeah hard to tell, could of been Sam Pilkington!
Absolute unit could steal ur wife mum gran dad uncle grandad child. Is an all round stud and would be a MAN u would like to see 🥵
Yo is that Sam Pilkington
Y/n: Ye I got a nice feeling about this
when the mandem is hard as fuck you kno what i'm saying blud
"hey"
"sam in the kitchen"
"chee"
*dap*
A big blob of nothingness with no feeling or human emotion. Shaped like an air pod, he flaunts through life with no meaning or sense of direction, no sense of humour and is empty inside.
- "Oh my god, you are such a Sam Higham!"
- "How dare you!, Straight to Damascus!"
A brow guy who things he's the most savage guy on earth.....but really just wants to be as cool as his friends Fed and Rem
yooo Sam Greene! who's mans are you?
A hellish rotten stench which can only be produced by boys name sam.This scent tends to be pungent. Relatively close to his distant anscester the skunk as the skunk may look adorable! In evolution and dna which have become less approachable due to the horrendess sight of the boy Sam usually make good toilet cleaners they can not be affected due to high odour particles in there natural genetics
Ew.What is this smell.
It must be Sam 1