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Someone who, for some reason, likes to call their friends while in a locker, masturbating to pictures of Japanese models.
“I’m still in a dream, Snake Beater!”
when one possesses a floppy and ejaculates by shaking their penis with no hands
Janis: that guys a total badass! he hissing snake'd all over me!
The act of buttfucking one of your bros or hommies. The name "ted" refers to bill and teds excellent adventure, and their buttfucking chemistry.
Bob: hey what were you and Charlie doing last night
Todd: oh yeah, we were ted snaking each other in the Dennys parking lot.
Bob: bruh... thats dope af
A poop so long it lifts you off the bowl and starts bucking.
I heard some screaming from the bathroom. Wouldn't you know it , the misses was riding a rodeo snake
When you use peeling skin from your partner's sun burnt ass cheek as a condom.
When Dennis went to bang Shereen he forgot his condom so he snake skinned her.
When a turd coils up and sticks up out of the water
Boy I just left a large coily snake and feel much better!
Someone who fucks another mans exwife and the husband claims to be your podna and gets mad.
Man I heard he was hanging out with my ex. Supposed to be my friend and all. What a fucking dirtbag snake! Prolly won’t even give me my 25$!