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A gerentocratic member of government who has a reptuation for elitism, dishonesty, and possible clandestine backing from the permanent institutions of state and the bureaucracy, the military-industrial complex, or corporate lobbyists, popularly referred to as "the swamp."
I believe in truth and justice as the next guy, but the only way you this bill passed is by letting those swamp turtles water it down in committee and earmark it with pork.
A term used for getting gnar or fucking shit up.
Did you see him shit on the counter? That was so Turtle Smasher!
A boy who is gay and claims to be a turtle. They tend to enjoy anus.
Wow Erik the turtle sure loves anus!
Operating at the lowest speed. Coined from the throttle on most riding lawnmowers with turtle being the slowest you can go.
Jake looks like hell after last night, turtle low all morning.
When a woman has taken a fresh poop without wiping, and you proceed to put your dick in and out of her ass in a swift motion (like a turtle)
*thoughts from steven* "I wish Catherine would hurry up and get out of the bathroom so I can give her this Tennessee turtle....but what if she wipes? Ha, she better not wipe"
When ur baked & ur eyes are so small like a turtle coming out of its shell
F: Bro, I am so baked...
G: Yeah, Turtle Mode Braaaah
When you get awkward and want to dissolve into your sweatshirt.
"I went all turtle mode on that hoe."