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Tom: Oh hey chris
Nick: No it’s National Hate your Friend Named Chris day
Tom: Ok. Fuck you Chris
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Is well known that 10th June is the International Asia loves Chris day, where she demonstrates her love for him.
Oh, sweetie. Today is 10th June - International Asia loves Chris day. Im gonna prepare you some pierogis!
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Hi.I would message you but I don't wanna sound petty and if I do this I can pretend this isn't me :-) . Anyway I'll get to it. Theres like so so much I've wanted to say and I hate myself for not saying anything but I guess because you mean so much to me I'm so scared of ruining something with us which is so so stupid because I know that I'm only ruining it more by saying nothing. It's just I feel like the more I try, the more of a burden to you i feel. I just want to start over from the begining, and just be more brave and honest and I'm sorry I haven't been like that. But anyway I feel like you're mad at me and if you are I get it but can you just be honest and tell me what it is because I don't know if I've done something and if there is something I've done can you tell me how to fix it because I just wanna do my best to do whatever I can to make this work. You're probably not and I'm being paranoid and petty but yeah :-). Anyway even if you're not mad at all or anything like that i want you to know that i care so fucking much about you and I really hope that I never lose you. Wow this sounds so dramatic it's really not it's just theres like so much I wanna talk to you about but it feels weird for it to come outta no where yk.
I also wanted to say you're really really pretty <3
EHDCKJEC I LIKE YOU SO MUCH
ok I'm done you will probably never read this but thats fine :-)
определенно не гей mhmmmmm 🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈
Have I Done Something Wrong lyrics Chris Curtis :
To Lunar
From Sky
Meaning Not to cut you off, or you'll beat him/her up, and have sexual intercourse with his/her's mother
You: I was making a new drawi-
Him/Her: Did You Guys hear about Jason's new GF?!
You: Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother
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Dont mess with me or ill whup ur ass and fuck ur mother
Kid 1: Ur a fatass
Kid 2:Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother
Kid1: Ok My bad dude im sorry
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Digging a hole, knowing you've already gone too deep but you keep digging because to stop would draw attention to your complete lack of knowledge, bad decisions and general failings.
First coined 1st August 2021 when UK Member of Parliament Chris Bryant was repeatedly and mercilessly burned on Twitter. Even long-time adversaries of the MP begged him to come off the social media platform after he alleged that Pinochet was a communist.
Undeterred, the MP went on to make such a fool of himself that the phrase "Doing a Chris Bryant" was used.
Having a Bryant - When you are in over your head, but you keep digging while pretending you know what you doing.
Boss to Painter. : "You know this wall was supposed to be blue, why did you paint it yellow, then proceed to paint the house, your car, and the old lady sitting on the bench outside?.. Did you paint that baby's face!? "
Painter: "I knew it was wrong, but people were watching! I just kept on going, as if that was all planned. People looked horrified when I was painting people and dogs and cars, but I just had a Chris Bryant moment. I literally couldn't stop being a prick. I was waiting for someone to take the brush off me, but they never did."
A fit guy who happens to have a big butt. He will likely blame his bootylicious backside on doing squats.
Adam: Have you seen his butt lately? He's turning into a real Chris Caboose!
Bill: Well he does say that every day is squat day...