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Wet or moist yummy toes that females are attracted too. Go to the bar with your feet out and slather some vodka on it *wink
They will be all over you
Look at that hunk, he has JUICY TOES!
August 2 is the day where you touch your friends toes
Hey, did you know today was touch your friends toe's day?
No, but that's cool
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A psychic told me that my wife would have 6 toes. I blew threw two family fortunes traveling the world looking for my wife. I found her in Dothan, Alabama where there are tons of women with the affliction of an additional digit...not sure why.
I'd like to take out Tracy, but I can't get over that Dothan toe.
anyone whose lactose intolerant
her short ass in the bathroom for an hour after eating that ice cream, she must be lack toes intolerant
Sin cos tan, soh-cah-toa (sin, opposite, hypotenuse, etc). Used in trigonometry
Suck a toe, so I'm using tan because i have the opposite and adjacent
Adjective: to suck a toe.
To tell someone to suck a toe, is essentially the mash up of “fuck off” and “kiss my ass”, in a much more PG way, and is much more socially acceptable in an environment with slightly less than chill adults.
Guy 1: oh my god, why would you stab my hand with your pencil?!
Guy 2: I’m sorry man, I didn’t see it there.
Guy 1: Jesus dude. Go suck a toe.