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an insult for someone you stole something from you in a joking manor.
"Give me back my popcorn you turd burgling ass monkey!"
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1. A bad experience with a human douche of a person.
2. Stepping on dog crap.
3. When a monkey flings his poo at you and *wham!splat* tags you where it counts.
"Whooah, I heard you and Ryan fighting all night," "Yeah, it was a close encounter of the turd kind."
"Why are you walking dragging your foot and what's that smell?" "Close encounter of the turd kind."
"Damn you, evil little monkey! No thanks for the close encounter of the turd kind!"
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the stool one produces after eating a filthy unwashed asian
i shoulden't have ate that dirty asian baby yesterday, i dropped such a large yellow grease turd this morning
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a person with no cranium; empty-head; floppy-headed skinbag. Likes fecal matter and dictates countries.
my small-toe is longer than your erect phallus, you skull-less turd nazi.
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A nobody in life but has a large following at work with a greatly exaggerated amount of power, and respect..
That douche bag boss you work under. " big turd in a little toilet"
The act of dissecting an enormous, toilet clogging turd with one's own hand (when no other appropriate instruments are available) in order to prevent not only significant plumbing issues, but shame and embarrassment.
synonym: Beaned.
" Oh My God, I drank too much coffee, clogged the toilet and had to karate chop my turd because my roommates were outside the bathroom waiting!"
It’s where two guys are in a pond and find a snapping turtle and don’t know which end is which but they both pull them out and see which one gets the poop chute and which one gets the clamp
Tennessee turtle turd clamper, Oh my God Jim did you see Jerry do that Tennessee Turtle turd clamper last night it snapped his dick off