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When you are still with someone but you feel single.
When your about to have sex and your dick gets soft due to nerves, akin to a turtle going into its shell.
I was about to smash, but she makes me so nervous that I turtled.
When on the beach and needing to purge from too much alcohol, crawl away from your friends, faceplant into the sand, and vomit. Then cover your mess with sand, crawl over it, and repeat as necessary. Actions mimic those of a swimming sea turtle.
Did you drink too much? You look a little green.
Yeah, I need to sea-turtle. Be right back.
Yeah, I'm going to sea-turtle. Be right back.
When you've been holing a shit in for too long and it starts to poke out.
I really need to find a lavatory, I'm turtle-necking.
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Slapping someone on there neck so hard that there head and neck sink into there shoulders looking as if a turtle in its shell
I was turtle necking the mess out of James after he lost the game for us
When you are having sexual intercourse while wearing a condom, and the condom breaks, leaving the remains pushed to the base of the shaft.
Last night me and my girl were having sex, afterwards I found out I was turtle necking. I hope she isn’t pregnant.