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when u fart into ur hand and throw it at some1
my tita threw a fart grenade at me and my cuzzos
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anal cavity used for shitting out waste
I asked my girlfriend if I could stick my cock in her Fart Box.
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When gas is emitted from one's penis.
Guy one:"dude what was that noise?"
Guy two:"penis fart!"
Guy one:"you mean you just shot gas out of your dick?"
Guy two:"thats right!"
Guy three:"thats hot"
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A person farting really fat monster farts all the time.
Wow, he's a fucking fart machine!
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A cake that has been corrupted by a perverted woman who indulges above all in sitting in cakes and releasing her stinky methane ass juice into it. Remarkably produced by women who have fart fetish.
Q: What kind of cake is it?
A: It's a fart cake. Someone has just passed gas on it.
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When you are wearing flip flops and they make you feet make fart noises.
Allison: Oh my hell! What the fuck did you eat for lunch today?
Kris: No, it's not my ass! My flip flops are giving me foot farts!
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1. A renowned band.
2. When you let one rip in your pants and one of your hard nuggets cuts the inside of your anus(Your colon), and your ass bleeds really bad.
This is usually very visible, and everyone will know when it happens, and trust us, it WILL happen.
Last night at the club I made a bloody fart in my pants while I was grinding this chick, she totally ran away.
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