riding a white horse

A more polite way of saying you are taking a shit

A wife is calling her husband over the cell phone.
- Hello, darling! Where are you? I've checked the whole house and you're nowhere to be seen.
- Check the bathroom - I'm riding a white horse.
- Why are you so long there?
- I'm having a shy one. Tryin' to pinch one off.

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Saturday Night Ride

An illegal wrestling move in which a wrestler jams their thumb up the butt of their opponent to distract and discomfort them.

Mark always joked that Andrew should use the Saturday Night Ride to win his wrestling matches.

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riding the other bus

Another way of saying someone is gay.

Oh man that fucking queer Joe must be riding the other bus huh?

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ride or die chick

A hot chick who rides sports bikes and loves the thrill. Not cruisers... a ride or die chick wants speed. And if she can handle a 600cc bike, imagine her in bed... (to die for)

ride or die chicks are sexy!!!

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Ride Wife? Life Good

Ride wife?
Life good.
Wife fight back.
KILL WIFE!!!

Wife gone.
Think about wife...
Regret.

'Ride Wife? Life Good' is a gorilla meme from YouTube

John: ''Hey Prudence, look at that gorilla''
Prudence: ''Oh Wow, it is magnificent..... Ride Wife?''
John: ''Life Good.''
....

Ride wife? Life good. Gorilla rides his wife

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magic carpet ride

Your doing a girl from behind and you hit her in the back of the head and knock her out. then you ride her down the stairs.

I gave that girl a magic carpet ride.

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Let's go ride bikes

An expression used to point out someone's inability to focus on a given task due to Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD).

q: How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to screw in a light bulb?
a: Let's go ride bikes

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