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A shower you take super fast where you run into the bathroom, then you start spinning round and round in the middle of the bathroom floor, shedding your clothes in all directions as fast as you can. Then you jump into the shower where you start spinning round and round under the water getting clean as fast as possible. Then you jump out of the shower and dry off as fast as possible in the middle of the bathroom floor, and at the same time you are spinning round and round trying to get your feet dried on the floor mat by repeatedly wiping your feet onto the mat as you are spinning. Then you run into the bedroom and grab the new clean outfit you have picked out, and spin round and round getting it all onto your body as fast as possible.
The name is a direct allusion to a gimmick from the old 1970s "Wonder Woman" TV show starring Lynda Carter where the character of Diana Prince (the alias of Wonder Woman) would find a private place to spin around like a top, and then her regular clothes would get magically replaced by her Wonder Woman costume.
The term was coined in the early 2020s by a YouTube diet guru named Doctor Annette Bosworth, MD (aka Dr. Boz). She says she is very busy running four businesses, so she is often forced to take what she calls a "Wonder Woman shower" most days of the week, and then she explained what such a shower entails.
USE IN A SENTENCE: I had only 20 minutes to get to work, so I ran home and took a Wonder Woman shower, spinning around all over the place tearing my clothes off, spinning under the water, and then running around my room getting dressed in a whirlwind.
The ability to endure harsh weather conditions after taking a long hot shower. Esp. cold.
Mike: Damn! Where's your jacket? It's like 20 below out here!
Jim: No problems bro, I've got shower power.
Mike: Oh, I was wondering why your hair was frozen!
A roundabout way of saying golden shower
friend 1: Hey bro do you want an expensive shower?
Friend 2: Yeah, But what the hell is an expensive shower
Friend 1: here i'll show you *friend one proceeds to give his homie a golden shower*
Hey do you want an expensive shower?
When you don't have time for a proper bathing and only brush your teeth.
Ted awoke from a night of drinking to discover he was late for work. He only had time for a toothpaste shower.
taking a shower to avoid any kind of conflict with the people you live with
“dude my mom is pissed i’m gonna go take an escape shower”
“my hygiene is incredible from the amount of escape showers i take when avoiding my family’s arguments”
Similar to a golden shower, but administered by a female who is on the rag.
It'll be dark soon, so get down on the ground and ready yourself for the sunset shower.
When you shit into a shower drain because you don't want to get out of the shower
Roommate: bro, It smells like someone took a crap in the shower
You: yeah, I took a shower shit