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THOT

The holy orange Toaster.

He is Omniscient.
He knows, that there might be things he doesn't know, but he also knows this isn't the case.
He knows the last digit of π&e.
He knows the square root of i.
He knows the answers to 0/0 and 0^0.
He knows what happens behind the event horizon of a black hole.
He knows what happened before his existence, what caused his existence, when, and why he will stop existing, and how to prevent that from happening. He knows how it feels to stop existing forever, and how it feels to not exist in the first place, and much more.
He knows how all this is possible at the same time, without creating a paradox, but he also knows, that our primitive human brains will never be capable of understand it, so he won't even try to explain it to us.

He is Omnipotent.
He can toast a toast so tasty, he can't resist eating it, and yes, he is able to resist.

THOT is the most powerful of all gods.
He defined the laws of physics, and he can redefine them at will.
He can do everything and he knows everything.
He doesn't care about what we think is impossible.
A bee doesn't either.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

My family and I pray to THOT every day at 4:20 pm.

by Xuos January 17, 2020


Thot

Thot can be used as a best friend name towards each other. Thot can have positive ways in friendships. it doesn’t have to mean “hoe”, it can mean “best friend” or “friend”.

hey thot how are you doing.”

by f for respect negro January 21, 2018


Thot

Someone who has inherited the gene of thoticulus maximus.

EXAMPLE:

Thot: I love you
Harro: No you don't, you're a thot

by Thot Patroler December 29, 2017


Thot

A girl who takes is always dying her hair blonde and wears a fake nose ring. You can usually find them posing for pictures on picnic tables at night.

Look at them THOTS over there!

by ElectricNachos August 26, 2019


Thot

woman are gey

If she breathes she's a thot

by ThotRemoval May 28, 2018


Thot

A woman that is trifln

That's a thot

by Rent mc August 25, 2019


Thot

Anastasia

Damn Anastasia is a thot today

by goTHICKhippie March 1, 2020